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So you lived a virgin all your life, first girl you nailed ended up your wife
You fell into a marriage trap and then she left you —with the clap
You don't know why it hurt to pee, you always thought "it won't happen to me"
But now your face is torn and wracked, as the doctor scrapes your urinary tract

Gono—Gonorrhea

Or you're in a stupor at the bar, your drunken legs won't take you far
All you wanted was a ride home, but you ended up giving her the bone
Like a trapped coyote you awoke, or the victim of some cruel joke
Ran away to leave it all behind you, but she left you something to remind you

Gono—Gonorrhea
She left you with nothing but VD, yea

Or you met the man of all your dreams, he a starter on the football team
He's nice, sincere, and really cute and into you his load will shoot
He'll pick you up in his manly arms, and pick you up with his manly charms
But if you knew the truth your blood would freeze, he's given you his manly disease

Gono—Gonorrhea
He left you with nothing but VD, yea

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from Fleet Week EP (​+​Extra Tracks and Live at 924 Gilman St​!​), released December 1, 1995
Lyrics: E Kurhi
Music: Chumpslap

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